Once upon a time there was a guy named Losko, and he had some great moves on the disco field. This year, 2016, he wanted to participate in the annual Disco Dance-Off. This is where the top dancers come to dance in the disco tune, and then they get rated.
“Boy, it would be nice to win this fight.” Said Losko, his name was Losko because of losing to Disco Kid in the disco tournament. He placed 2nd, but Disco Kid won first. So, he praticed for almost a month before moving on to the tournament. The placed was packed of cheering crowds on chairs. Losko got scared because of the huge crowd he saw! He feared that he could screw up, and then lose. Then, a announcer came up, with a happy smile.
“Good evening, crowd.” He said at first. “These 4 disco people will b competing for the World Series disco trophy, since these guys made the top 4 last year. Please first welcome, 4th place last year, KOLO POLO THE 45TH!” He was fat, but he kept tripping when he was dancing. The crowd booed, and said to take him offstage! The announcer talked with the DJ, DJ Deshawn (DJ DJ) and He changed the music to Stressed Out. Finally, he was done, the judges said 0,0,1. “Why did you vote 1, PK (Pon Koen)?” Said one of the judges. “Because I’m to nice…” She said, cursing herself.
“Up next, George Wortington Mortinngton Sniper the 12th!” Said the judge, this dancer was a zombie! Of course, it meant he sucked, right? He was dancing like a boss though. He knew every move, and he somehow made zombie history. 6,9,10. “Again?” Said one of the judges, hitting himself on the head.
“And now, the moment you all been waiting for, DISCO VS LOSKO RAP BATTLES!” Said the announcer. “Up first, Disco Kid!”
But he didn’t say a word. “FINE, LOSKO!” Losko knew what to do.
“Hey, Disco Kid, it’s a rapping war, dance all you want all over the floor, but I’ll win anyways.”
LOSKO WINS BY A MILE!” Said the announcer, caring with happy tears, while disco kid was still dancing.
“But I was dancing!” Said Disco Kid, frowning. “Was a rap battle DISKO KID HAH!” Said a audience member. And that was the legend of rap battles.
TO BE CONTUINED…
p.s “Great Fighting! You Won by Rapping Smooth! Your time, 10 Seconds!
Ladies and Gentleman, we have a new disco champion!”
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